The galaxy is weary after three long years of war. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi have become legendary heroes in their campaigns against the droid forces of the evil General Grievous. Anakin and his secret wife, Padme Amidala, have been separated for months, and he finally reunites with her to learn that she is pregnant. He is plagued by visions of her dying in childbirth, haunting images of a possible future. Anakin is determined to stop her from dying--no matter the cost. This leads Anakin down a dark path to commit terrible deeds. Obi-Wan Kenobi must face his former apprentice in a ferocious lightsaber duel on the fiery world of Mustafar.
Also Known As:Revenge of the Sith Star Wars Episode 3
Production Status:Released
Genres:Action/Adventure, Science Fiction/Fantasy and Sequel
Running Time:2 hrs. 22 min.
Release Date:May 19th, 2005
MPAA Rating:PG-13 for sci-fi violence and some intense images.
Distributors:20th Century Fox
Production Co.:JAK Productions, Lucasfilm, Ltd.
U.S. Box Office:$380,262,555
Filming Locations:Sydney, Australia Guilin, China Mt Etna, Italy Grindelwald, Switzerland Phuket, Thailand Tozeur, Tunisia England
Produced in:United States

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Are you guys high?

come on! i was furious after leaving the theater! I paid to be tortured by this trash! Okay, so we all knew he was going to be Darth Vader, right? no surprises in the plot right? okay, i was hoping that was the worst thing to overcome, a boring, predictable storyline. I didn't expect it to play out like a friggin soap opera! Darth Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (as he shakes his fists in the most horribly cliche and comical way) How could i enjoy THAT? Even Ewan McGreggor dissapointed me, and he was amazing in the second episode! But Hayden Christiansen never fails to dissapoint, he goes into cheeze factor overdrive. This is mainly to blame on the part of Lucas, who just massacred this mess. He should have actually tried to make this more than a pretty picture. It's actually a pretty picture being dunked in a pile of crap. The only good scene was the Palpatine / Yoda fight. And the visuals were amazing as always. But nothing else. I am in pain.

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